Total Medals Earned: 360 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,530 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/310 points)
Die with heart in your eyes.
Beat the game.
Collect all bits.
Beat the game in less than 10 minutes.
Don't die.
Collect all bits, beat the game in less than 10 minutes and don't die.
Medals Earned: 124/250 (620/1,250 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 12/30 (105/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/32 (10/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/225 points)
Collect double score bonus
Die first time
Earn 100 points
Collect bullet-destroy bonus
Earn 500 points
Earn 1000 points
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Earn 250 points
Earn 4000 points
Earn 3000 points
Earn 2000 points
Earn 5000 points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.